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Wednesday, 22 January 2014

Puzzle Messages and jokes.


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LOOK 30 SEC ON X MARK INT THE EYE OF SKULL AND THEN LOOK AT THE WALL OF SHEET OF PAPER

COMMENT IF YOU FINDS A SKULL AND ALSO CHECK BY INCREASING DISTANCE



This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.. Just Check It Out!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;
      man
1. ------------
     board


Ans. =man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

      stand
2. ------------
        i


Ans. = I understand

OK . .Got the drift ?Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/


Ans. = reading between the lines

      R
4. Road
      A
      D



Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle

Ans. = tricycle
Easy to figure out, ha!


          0
6._________
    M.D.Ph.D.




Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !


      knee
7. ------------
      light




Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

    ground
8. ----- ----------
feet feet feet feet feet feet




Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!

9. he's / himself




Ans. = he's by himself

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg




Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ?!!?

11. death ..... life




Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK





Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- - -


13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb..

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Long time no C




What is black when you buy it,
Red when you are using it,
And grey when you throw it away?
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Answer is : Charcoal


?A? ki Biwi ?B?,
?B? ki Bhabhi ?C?,
?C? ki beti ?V?,
?V? ka dada ?G?
?G? ki biwi ?K?,
?K? ki beti ?T?,
To batao ?A? or ?T? ka kya rishta ha ???

Answer= Husband nd Wife

Birthday Problem
1 aadami apani har birthday pe ek rupiya jama karata hai jab wo 60vi birthday pe khzana todata hai to us mai 15rupaye hoty hain..Q??
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His birthday comes on 29 Feb.

Monday, 20 January 2014

Sweat Msg on MAA



Ek  8  Saal  Ke  Bachhe  Ki  Maa

Mar  Jati  HaiN.
Ek Din Uske  Papa  Ne  Poocha
Ki  Beta  Tujhe Apni Nayi  Maa
Aur  Mari  Hui  Maa  MeiN  Kya
Fark  Laga,,,,,,,,???

ToH  WoH  Ladka   Bola  :
"Meri  Nayi  Maa  Sachhi  HaiN
Aur  Mari  Hui  Maa  Jhooti
Thi,,,,,,,!!!! "
YeH  Sunke  Us  Aadmi   Ko
Jhatka  Sa  Laga  Aur  Bola :
" KyuN  Beta……Aisa  KyuN
Lagta  HaiN,,,,,,,,,????  Jisne
Tujhe  Janam  Diya  WoH
Jhooti  Aur  KaL  Aayi  Hui
Maa  Sachhi  Kyu  Lagti
HaiN,,,,,????  "



Ladka Bola,  :
" Jab  MaiN  Masti  Karta  Tha,
Tab Maa Kehti  Thi : "Agar  Tu
Isi  Tarah  Masti  Karega  ToH,
Tujhe Khana NahiN Doongi  "
MaiN  Fir  Bhi  Bahut  Masti
Karta  Rehta  Aur  Mujhe
Poore  Gaon  Se  Dhund  Kar
Laati.  Apne  Paas  Bethakar
Apne  HaathoN  Se,  Khana
Khilati  Thi,,,,,,,,!!! "
Aur  Yeh  Nayi  Maa  Kehti
Hain  Ki  :  "Agar  Tu  Isi  Tarah
Masti  Karega  Toh, Tujhe
Khana  Nahin  Doongi,,,,,,!!! "
AUR
SACH  Mein  Usne  Aaj  Mujhe
Teen  Din  Se  Khana  Nahin
Diya,,,,,,,!!!! "
Must  Share,,,,,,,
MAA  Tab  Bhi  Roti  Thi,
Jab  Beta  Pet  MeiN  Laat
Maarta  Tha,,,,,,
MAA  Tab  Bhi  Roti  Thi,
Jab  Beta  Gir  Jaata  Tha.
MAA  Tab  Bhi  Roti  Thi,
Jab  Beta  Bukhaar  Ya
Sardi  MeiN  Tadapta  Tha.
MAA  Tab  Bhi  Roti  Thi,
Jab  Beta  Khaana  NahiN
Khaata  Tha,,,,,,
Aur,
" MAA  Aaj  Bhi  Roti  HaiN,
Jab  Beta  KHAANA  NahiN
Deta,,,,,,,!!! "
DostoN,,,
Isko  Itna  forward  karo  ki
koi  MAA kabhi  bhuki  Na
Soye.  Aur  Uske  Aankh  Se
Ek  QATRA  Paani  Na  Aaye,,,,,
If  You  Love  Your  Mom
Then  Forward  This.
I  LOVE   MY  MOM.
WoH  bhi  kya  din  the
" MUMMY "  Ki  Godh  Aur
" PAPA "  Ke  Kandhe,,,,,,,,
Na  Paise  Ki   Soch
Na   Life  Ke   Funde,,,,,,
Na  KaL  Ki  Chinta
Na  Future  Ke  Sapne,,,,,,
Ab  KaL  Ki  HaiN  Fikar  Aur
Adhure  HaiN  Sapne,,,,,,
MudH  Kar  Dekha  Toh  Bahut
Door  HaiN  Apne,,,,,,,
Manzilo  ko  dhundte kaha
kho  Gaye  Hum,
Aakhir,  Itne  bade  kyun  Ho
Gaye  Hum,,,,,,,,,!!
Din  Bhar  Kaam  Ke  Baad
PAPA  Poochte  HaiN  Ki,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,Kitna  Kamaya,,,,????
Wife  Poochegi,,,,,,
,,,,,,,Kitna  Bachaya,,,,,,????
Beta  Poochega,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,Kya  Laaya,,,,,,????  LekiN
Maa  Hi   Poochegi  :

"  Beta  Kuch  Khaya,,,,?????  "
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