Girl Friend boy Friend Awesome jokes.

Girlfriend:You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot.
Boyfriend:Whatever Sweetheart,Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.

Mammy:Beti Kaha Gai Thi?
Beti:Mamma Mere Classmate Nitin Se Milne.
Mammy:Kis Liye?
Beti:Aap Bhi Na Mamma,main Kaise Leti Mujhe Saram Aati Hai.

First Friend:Why Are Girls Are So Much Beautiful And Pretty?
Second Friend:So We Can Fall In Love With Them.
First Friend:Then Why They Don't Have Intelligence?
Second Friend:It's Because They Can Fall In Love With Us.

A Girl To Her Friend: I Know Two Guys And I Like Both,Tell Me Who Will Be The Lucky Guy?
Friend:Whoever You Get Married,other Guy Will Be Lucky.

Laila ne majnu ko ek ped  ke piche dekha aur boli
Laila:Tum Majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan..
Phir kuchch der baad usne usko jhadiyo  ke piche dekha aur boli
Tum majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan main majnu hoon..
Phir kuch der baad usne usko Diwar ke piche dekha aur kaha
Laila:Tum majnu ho na?

Majnu:Haan Haan  main Majnu hi hoon, tu mujhe susu karne degi ya nahi?

Boy - I Love u.

Gal : Are you mad.

I m Married. I have a Husband.....

I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex boy friend is still my neighbour....

My boss proposed me yesterday and i cant say NO to him.... & I have

one Serious Extra Marital Affair.....

Boy (after a longggggggg pause)- "Dekh na please, kidhar to adjust karle??

Two girlzz were playing chess

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 girl 1-

 Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.

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 girl 2:

 Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi

 bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

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 The joke doesn't end here either:O

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 Phir waha ek ladka aata hai.

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 Boy:

 Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.

 both girlzz:

 Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara doge.

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 Boy:

 Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.

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 both girl:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge

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 Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

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 both girlzz:

 Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.:DD

 The joke still doesn't end.

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 Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se

 chala jata hai.

 girl 1:

 Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left

 hand se bhi hara diya usne.

 girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ):

 Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

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 girl1:

 Kaise?

 girl 2:

 Saala lefty hi hoga.....

After bus accident one man was crying: mere hath kat gya...

Girl: Abe chup baith, vo dekh uska gala kat gaya..fir bhi chup chap pada he...

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Puzzle Messages and jokes.

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LOOK 30 SEC ON X MARK INT THE EYE OF SKULL AND THEN LOOK AT THE WALL OF SHEET OF PAPER

COMMENT IF YOU FINDS A SKULL AND ALSO CHECK BY INCREASING DISTANCE



This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.. Just Check It Out!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;
      man
1. ------------
     board


Ans. =man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

      stand
2. ------------
        i


Ans. = I understand

OK . .Got the drift ?Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/


Ans. = reading between the lines

      R
4. Road
      A
      D



Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle

Ans. = tricycle
Easy to figure out, ha!


          0
6._________
    M.D.Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !


      knee
7. ------------
      light




Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

    ground
8. ----- ----------
feet feet feet feet feet feet




Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!

9. he's / himself




Ans. = he's by himself

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg




Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ?!!?

11. death ..... life




Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK





Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- - -


13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb..

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Long time no C

What is black when you buy it,

Red when you are using it,

And grey when you throw it away?

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Answer is : Charcoal

?A? ki Biwi ?B?,

?B? ki Bhabhi ?C?,

?C? ki beti ?V?,

?V? ka dada ?G?

?G? ki biwi ?K?,

?K? ki beti ?T?,

To batao ?A? or ?T? ka kya rishta ha ???

Answer= Husband nd Wife

Birthday Problem

1 aadami apani har birthday pe ek rupiya jama karata hai jab wo 60vi birthday pe khzana todata hai to us mai 15rupaye hoty hain..Q??

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His birthday comes on 29 Feb.

TV Anchor joke

TV Anchor Charwahe se:
Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko
Charwaha: Ghass

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi Ghass
Anchor: Inhain bandhte kidher ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko
Charwaha: Bahar ke kamre mein

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kale ko
Charwaha: Pani se

Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi pani se
Anchor Ghusse se:
Manhos admi jab dono ke saath ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse bar bar
puchta kyu hai Kala ya Safaid...

Charwaha: Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai
Anchor: Aur kala?
Charwaha: Woh bhi mera hai..!!

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