Saturday, 25 January 2014

Student Teacher ever best jokes



Chintu failed in Exam & decided to
make a deal
with professor.

Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one que?
. Prof: Yes.
Chintu: If u can answer dis question, i
will
accept my final marks, if u cant, u
have to give me "A"

Professor agreed.
..
Chintu asked: "What is legal but not
logical,
logical but not legal & neither legal
nor logical?"
Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no
answer.
.
He had to finally give up as he really
didnot
know.
.
He gave the boy his "A"

The following day, professor asked
same
question to his students
He was shocked when all of them
raised their
hands.
He asked one student.
He answered:
Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old
woman, dis
is legal but not logical.
Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23
year old
boy, dis is logical but not legal
Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam &yet u
have given him an "A", dis is neither
logical nor
legal.


Professor behosh....

Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?
Student: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as i can. !!

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
.
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know



1st year students of M.B.B.S were attending their 1st practical class. 

They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor put his finger in dog's ass & tasted it in his own mouth.
Then he told them to do the same...
The students hesitated for several Minutes,
but eventually everyone inserted their finger
in the dog's ass & tasted it. 

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them & said :
" The most important thing is " OBSERVATION "
I inserted my middle finger 
but tasted the index finger !


Now learn to " PAY ATTENTION "=))