Monday, 27 January 2014

Nirmal Baba funny best jokes.




Software engg:- baba mujhe hamesa null pointer aata hai
Nirmal Baba: facebook kab se nahi kholi
Software engg:- BABa time nahi milta bahut busy rahta hu
Nirmal Baba: jao profile pic change karo aur kuch is blog ko like karo  kripa hone lagegi Asirwaad.



Modi ji:- baba ye mujh pe se case kab khatam hoge
Nirmal Baba: kabhi jeans t shirt pahni hai
modi ji: nahi baba
Nirmal Baba: jao jeans t shirt pahno kripa hone lagegi


Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun??? 
Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko??? 
Preity Zinta: han baba 
Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena 
shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi 

Kejriwaal-> Baba mere dharne mai ab dam nahi raha
Nirmal Baba: accha tum tpoi kis color ki pahnte ho
Kejriwaal-> baba white
Nirmal Baba: aur dharne mai kya khate ho 
Kejriwaal-> baba mai apple leta hu
Nirmal Baba: jao yellow topi pahno aur mango(AAM) khao kripa hone lagegi


Superman: baba ji badi dikkatme hu udne me puri energy khatam ho jati h 
Nirmal Baba: chaddi kab se ni badli. 
Superman: ek hafte pehle badli thi. 
Nirmal Baba: din me ya raat me 
Superman: raat me 
Nirmal Baba: roj dophar me badlo kripa hogii 




Bhakt : Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi..!! 
Nirmal Baba : Last Time Ladki Kab Aur Kaha Dekhi..? 
Bhakt : Baba Ji, Aaj Subah Mohalle Mein Dekhi..!! 
Nirmal Baba : Bas Yahi SeKripa Ruki Huyi Hai, Aisa Hai Ki, Kal Se 
Maholle Ke Bahar Bhi Mu Maaro..!! 
Kripa Aani Shuru Ho Jayegi..!! 
Aashirwad