Friday, 24 January 2014

Best C.I.D. returns Jokes




hemant

Na din ko chain tha
Na raat ko chain tha
Na din ko chain tha
na raat ko chain tha
Daya is khuni k sath aur kon kon tha


Latest CID PJ
A FOR apple B for banana,
A for apple B for banana,
Daya kuch bhi ho jaye
goli mat chalana….


Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro
Waah
Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paar
Daya, ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro

Arz kiya hai-
 Bas karo CID shayari karo thodha relax..
gour farmaiyega!
Bas karo cid shayari karo thodha relax..
Dekhiye DLF IPL only on Max!!


Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen... Ye Gore Ye Gore Gaal....
Waah Waah....
Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal....
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Daya ja ke karo , Suspect se kuch Sawaal...

Ram ji the ayodhya aur krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
Wah Wah...
Ram ji they Ayodhya aur Krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
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Daya turant laga do is Gunahgaar ko Phaasi.



Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah....
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai....
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Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai.



ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE......
ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE........
RAJNI BOLA DONT RUN AWAY I`LL PRESS D TRIGGER
YANNA RASCALA MIND IT!!!


homework kar kar ke agayi h mere hath me moch wah wah
homework kar kar ke aagayi h mere hath me moch wah wah

ACP- Daya darwaza todne se pehle kuch toh soch...


dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the koi geet,

dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the geet......

Acp pradyuman ne kaha ' kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet

Kaash mujhe boards me mil jaye man maangi murad

kash mujhe boardz me mil jaye man mangi murad....

Acp pradyuman ne kaha 'daya, haath laga kya koi suraag ?'

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye.


Ye haseen vaadiyan,
aur khula khula akaash.!

Ye haseen vaadiyan,
Aur khula khula akaash...

MY GOD Abhijit!
Ek aur laash!

Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h
Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h

ACP bola-Abhijeet zara pata kro ye hm pe itne Pjs Kaun bana rha h