Sunday, 19 January 2014

Smart kids jokes(god is missing)

A couple had two little boys, aged 8 and 10 who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. 
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked of he would speak with her boys. 
The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. 
So the mother sent her 8-years-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. 
The clergyman. a huge man with a booming voice sat with the younger boy and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" 
The boys' mouth dropped open but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. 
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!?" 
Again the boy made no attempt to answer. 
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and pointed his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?" 
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. 
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" 
The younger brother gasping for breath, replied, "We are in big trouble this time brother. God is missing - and they think we did it

Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
pyar se MAA kehta hu

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna

Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi ,main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi.

Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo,
school shuru kar diya karo. 
Laziness rocks:

Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water,
mom: u cum & drink.
Boy: pls mom.
Mom: if u repeat, i'll slap u.
Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,....

A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
"Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My own
Mind blowing.......

Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna...!
Son: Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A 'School Test'

Not A "DNA" Test...!

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