Puzzle Messages and jokes.

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LOOK 30 SEC ON X MARK INT THE EYE OF SKULL AND THEN LOOK AT THE WALL OF SHEET OF PAPER

COMMENT IF YOU FINDS A SKULL AND ALSO CHECK BY INCREASING DISTANCE



This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.. Just Check It Out!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;
      man
1. ------------
     board


Ans. =man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

      stand
2. ------------
        i


Ans. = I understand

OK . .Got the drift ?Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/


Ans. = reading between the lines

      R
4. Road
      A
      D



Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle

Ans. = tricycle
Easy to figure out, ha!


          0
6._________
    M.D.Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !


      knee
7. ------------
      light




Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

    ground
8. ----- ----------
feet feet feet feet feet feet




Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!

9. he's / himself




Ans. = he's by himself

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg




Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ?!!?

11. death ..... life




Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK





Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- - -


13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb..

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Long time no C

What is black when you buy it,

Red when you are using it,

And grey when you throw it away?

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Answer is : Charcoal

?A? ki Biwi ?B?,

?B? ki Bhabhi ?C?,

?C? ki beti ?V?,

?V? ka dada ?G?

?G? ki biwi ?K?,

?K? ki beti ?T?,

To batao ?A? or ?T? ka kya rishta ha ???

Answer= Husband nd Wife

Birthday Problem

1 aadami apani har birthday pe ek rupiya jama karata hai jab wo 60vi birthday pe khzana todata hai to us mai 15rupaye hoty hain..Q??

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His birthday comes on 29 Feb.

Sweat Msg on MAA

Ek  8  Saal  Ke  Bachhe  Ki  Maa

Mar  Jati  HaiN.

Ek Din Uske  Papa  Ne  Poocha

Ki  Beta  Tujhe Apni Nayi  Maa

Aur  Mari  Hui  Maa  MeiN  Kya

Fark  Laga,,,,,,,,???

ToH  WoH  Ladka   Bola  :

"Meri  Nayi  Maa  Sachhi  HaiN

Aur  Mari  Hui  Maa  Jhooti

Thi,,,,,,,!!!! "

YeH  Sunke  Us  Aadmi   Ko

Jhatka  Sa  Laga  Aur  Bola :

" KyuN  Beta……Aisa  KyuN

Lagta  HaiN,,,,,,,,,????  Jisne

Tujhe  Janam  Diya  WoH

Jhooti  Aur  KaL  Aayi  Hui

Maa  Sachhi  Kyu  Lagti

HaiN,,,,,????  "

Ladka Bola,  :

" Jab  MaiN  Masti  Karta  Tha,

Tab Maa Kehti  Thi : "Agar  Tu

Isi  Tarah  Masti  Karega  ToH,

Tujhe Khana NahiN Doongi  "

MaiN  Fir  Bhi  Bahut  Masti

Karta  Rehta  Aur  Mujhe

Poore  Gaon  Se  Dhund  Kar

Laati.  Apne  Paas  Bethakar

Apne  HaathoN  Se,  Khana

Khilati  Thi,,,,,,,,!!! "

Aur  Yeh  Nayi  Maa  Kehti

Hain  Ki  :  "Agar  Tu  Isi  Tarah

Masti  Karega  Toh, Tujhe

Khana  Nahin  Doongi,,,,,,!!! "

AUR

SACH  Mein  Usne  Aaj  Mujhe

Teen  Din  Se  Khana  Nahin

Diya,,,,,,,!!!! "

Must  Share,,,,,,,

MAA  Tab  Bhi  Roti  Thi,

Jab  Beta  Pet  MeiN  Laat

Maarta  Tha,,,,,,

MAA  Tab  Bhi  Roti  Thi,

Jab  Beta  Gir  Jaata  Tha.

MAA  Tab  Bhi  Roti  Thi,

Jab  Beta  Bukhaar  Ya

Sardi  MeiN  Tadapta  Tha.

MAA  Tab  Bhi  Roti  Thi,

Jab  Beta  Khaana  NahiN

Khaata  Tha,,,,,,

Aur,

" MAA  Aaj  Bhi  Roti  HaiN,

Jab  Beta  KHAANA  NahiN

Deta,,,,,,,!!! "

DostoN,,,

Isko  Itna  forward  karo  ki

koi  MAA kabhi  bhuki  Na

Soye.  Aur  Uske  Aankh  Se

Ek  QATRA  Paani  Na  Aaye,,,,,

If  You  Love  Your  Mom

Then  Forward  This.

I  LOVE   MY  MOM.

WoH  bhi  kya  din  the

" MUMMY "  Ki  Godh  Aur

" PAPA "  Ke  Kandhe,,,,,,,,

Na  Paise  Ki   Soch

Na   Life  Ke   Funde,,,,,,

Na  KaL  Ki  Chinta

Na  Future  Ke  Sapne,,,,,,

Ab  KaL  Ki  HaiN  Fikar  Aur

Adhure  HaiN  Sapne,,,,,,

MudH  Kar  Dekha  Toh  Bahut

Door  HaiN  Apne,,,,,,,

Manzilo  ko  dhundte kaha

kho  Gaye  Hum,

Aakhir,  Itne  bade  kyun  Ho

Gaye  Hum,,,,,,,,,!!

Din  Bhar  Kaam  Ke  Baad

PAPA  Poochte  HaiN  Ki,,,,,,

,,,,,,,,Kitna  Kamaya,,,,????

Wife  Poochegi,,,,,,

,,,,,,,Kitna  Bachaya,,,,,,????

Beta  Poochega,,,,,,,

,,,,,,,Kya  Laaya,,,,,,????  LekiN

Maa  Hi   Poochegi  :

"  Beta  Kuch  Khaya,,,,?????  "
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jokes on Husbands

Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.
husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo,
Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo 


Husband : Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe
laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata.
Wife : Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal
visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata 


Husbands !!
Husbands !!
Husbands !!
If U advise them, they think U r dominating;
If U don't, U r not doing anything!
If they call,they r missing U;
If U call,U r disturbing them!
If they ask U anything,its their right;
If U ask them,U r interfering!
If they care,they luv U;
If U care,U r possessive
So difficult....hats off to all great wives!!!!!
Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing
(For a change).

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up 


Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
the ground first? 
A: Who cares??? Just throw them

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!  
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Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt  seen either 

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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
 A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention
of driving 

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? 
A: Exchange him!! 

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Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract! 

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Pass this on to women who need a laugh and to men who can handle it !

Husband calls his wife in the evening n asks....
Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife : Fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap
of the Vindhyas and tender golden lentils that was gently simmered
over the smouldering kisses of angels.served with dollops of fragrant
clarified butter
Husband : WOW...SOUNDS YUMMY??
WHAT IS IT CALLED?
Wife : Khichdi!
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Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se jhagda krte huye ..

Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu , Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage
daal du ..

Saamne wala passenger ..


Bhow , Bhow Bhow , Bhow ..


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Amazing mathematics of life

Amazing mathematics of life

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to;
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E ;
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

L+O+V+E;
12+15+22+5 = 54%

L+U+C+K ;
12+21+3+11 =
47%



None of them makes 100%.
Then what makes 100% ???
Is it Money?
NO !!! M+O+N+E+Y= 13+15+14+5+25=72%

Leadership?
NO !!! L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P= 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%

Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful !!!

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