Sunday, 19 January 2014

jokes on Husbands

Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.
husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo,
Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo 

Husband : Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe
laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata.
Wife : Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal
visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata 

Husbands !!
Husbands !!
Husbands !!
If U advise them, they think U r dominating;
If U don't, U r not doing anything!
If they call,they r missing U;
If U call,U r disturbing them!
If they ask U anything,its their right;
If U ask them,U r interfering!
If they care,they luv U;
If U care,U r possessive
So difficult....hats off to all great wives!!!!!
Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing
(For a change).

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up 

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
the ground first? 
A: Who cares??? Just throw them

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!  

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt  seen either 


Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
 A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention
of driving 

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? 
A: Exchange him!! 


Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract! 


Pass this on to women who need a laugh and to men who can handle it !

Husband calls his wife in the evening n asks....
Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife : Fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap
of the Vindhyas and tender golden lentils that was gently simmered
over the smouldering kisses of angels.served with dollops of fragrant
clarified butter
Husband : WOW...SOUNDS YUMMY??
Wife : Khichdi!
Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se jhagda krte huye ..

Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu , Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage
daal du ..

Saamne wala passenger ..

Bhow , Bhow Bhow , Bhow ..