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Friday, 24 January 2014

FriendShip SMS and Quotes.


hemant

Once I had to walk on a bridge. It was very high and I got scared. 

saw a close friend on the other side, and called him for help, 

But he didn't come, Somehow I managed and crossed the bridge.
There...I saw him holding the end of the broken bridge..!

Sometimes we think why Friends are keeping quiet, 
He/She may not help you to cross the bridge... But he or she might be holding the broken
bridge for you ..!!

That's a Friend........pass it to all those friends who have been your
silent support



Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Albert Camus 

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you 

want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo  breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey 

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means 

the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand.
Henri Nouwen 

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

Jim Morrison 

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Elbert Hubbard 

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

Plutarch 



There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.

Chanakya

Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts.

Margaret Lee Runbeck 

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Ethel Barrymore 


Yesterday i named my Wifi ” hack if you can ”

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Today when i woke up it was changed to
“challenge accepted”

Me: Dad can I have 50Rs?

Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for?
 20Rs is more than enough!
 Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half…

I love photography because it’s the only hobby where i 

can shoot people and cut their heads off, without going to jail…

Best C.I.D. returns Jokes




hemant

Na din ko chain tha
Na raat ko chain tha
Na din ko chain tha
na raat ko chain tha
Daya is khuni k sath aur kon kon tha


Latest CID PJ
A FOR apple B for banana,
A for apple B for banana,
Daya kuch bhi ho jaye
goli mat chalana….


Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro
Waah
Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paar
Daya, ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro

Arz kiya hai-
 Bas karo CID shayari karo thodha relax..
gour farmaiyega!
Bas karo cid shayari karo thodha relax..
Dekhiye DLF IPL only on Max!!


Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen... Ye Gore Ye Gore Gaal....
Waah Waah....
Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal....
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Daya ja ke karo , Suspect se kuch Sawaal...

Ram ji the ayodhya aur krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
Wah Wah...
Ram ji they Ayodhya aur Krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
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Daya turant laga do is Gunahgaar ko Phaasi.



Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah....
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai....
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Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai.



ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE......
ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE........
RAJNI BOLA DONT RUN AWAY I`LL PRESS D TRIGGER
YANNA RASCALA MIND IT!!!


homework kar kar ke agayi h mere hath me moch wah wah
homework kar kar ke aagayi h mere hath me moch wah wah

ACP- Daya darwaza todne se pehle kuch toh soch...


dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the koi geet,

dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the geet......

Acp pradyuman ne kaha ' kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet

Kaash mujhe boards me mil jaye man maangi murad

kash mujhe boardz me mil jaye man mangi murad....

Acp pradyuman ne kaha 'daya, haath laga kya koi suraag ?'

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye.


Ye haseen vaadiyan,
aur khula khula akaash.!

Ye haseen vaadiyan,
Aur khula khula akaash...

MY GOD Abhijit!
Ek aur laash!

Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h
Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h

ACP bola-Abhijeet zara pata kro ye hm pe itne Pjs Kaun bana rha h