Sunday, 19 January 2014

Seminar of wifes



Shaadi-shuda Aurto ka seminar chal raha tha.
Unse puchha gaya,
Aapne apne Husband
 ko
‘I Love You’
last kab bola hai?

 Kisi ne kaha aaj,
 kisi ne kaha 2 din pehle
 Aur
 Kisi ne kaha 10 din pehle.

 Fir unse kaha gaya k sab Patniya apne pati ko Mobile se
‘I Love You’ Message karo abhi,
 Jiska sabse accha reply aayega usay
 Surprise Gift
 Milega…

Sab wives ne ‘I Love You’ msg kar diya aur
 .
 Kuchh der baad Husbands k Reply kuchh iss tarah aaye…

1) Darling, tumhari tabiyat to theek hai na?

 2) Ghar kharcha khatam ho gaya hai kya ???

 3) Kahin tum Maiyke to nahin chali gayi ???

 4) Aaj ghar pe khana nahin bana hai kya ???

 5) Kya Matlab ???


 6) Tum Sapne mein ho ya main sapna dekh raha hoon?

 7) Kity party mein kisi ki Jewellery pasand aa gayi hai kya???

 8) Office mein itna tension hai aur tujhe Romance sujh raha hai ???

 9) Kitni baar mana kiya Serial mat dekha kar..!!

 10) Aaj fir gaadi thok-ke aayi kya????

 Finally jisko Surprise Gift
 Mila uska khatarnak reply ye tha....
 .
 . . .
 11) Kaun ???





At Niagara falls..!!
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls..
These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the
waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be
heard. Now I request the indian ladies to keep quiet so that we can
hear the Niagara Falls...!!
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