Saturday, 25 January 2014

Girl Friend boy Friend Awesome jokes.


Girlfriend:You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot.
Boyfriend:Whatever Sweetheart,Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.

Mammy:Beti Kaha Gai Thi?
Beti:Mamma Mere Classmate Nitin Se Milne.
Mammy:Kis Liye?
Beti:Aap Bhi Na Mamma,main Kaise Leti Mujhe Saram Aati Hai.

First Friend:Why Are Girls Are So Much Beautiful And Pretty?
Second Friend:So We Can Fall In Love With Them.
First Friend:Then Why They Don't Have Intelligence?
Second Friend:It's Because They Can Fall In Love With Us.

A Girl To Her Friend: I Know Two Guys And I Like Both,Tell Me Who Will Be The Lucky Guy?
Friend:Whoever You Get Married,other Guy Will Be Lucky.

Laila ne majnu ko ek ped  ke piche dekha aur boli
Laila:Tum Majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan..
Phir kuchch der baad usne usko jhadiyo  ke piche dekha aur boli
Tum majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan main majnu hoon..
Phir kuch der baad usne usko Diwar ke piche dekha aur kaha
Laila:Tum majnu ho na?
Majnu:Haan Haan  main Majnu hi hoon, tu mujhe susu karne degi ya nahi?


Boy - I Love u.
Gal : Are you mad.
I m Married. I have a Husband.....
I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex boy friend is still my neighbour....
My boss proposed me yesterday and i cant say NO to him.... & I have
one Serious Extra Marital Affair.....
Boy (after a longggggggg pause)- "Dekh na please, kidhar to adjust karle??




Two girlzz were playing chess
 (joke doesn't end here).
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 girl 1-
 Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.
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 girl 2:
 Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi
 bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
 .
 The joke doesn't end here either:O
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 Phir waha ek ladka aata hai.
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 Boy:
 Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.
 both girlzz:
 Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara doge.
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 Boy:
 Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.
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 both girl:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
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 Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
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 both girlzz:
 Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.:DD
 The joke still doesn't end.
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 Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se
 chala jata hai.
 girl 1:
 Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left
 hand se bhi hara diya usne.
 girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ):
 Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
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 girl1:
 Kaise?
 girl 2:
 Saala lefty hi hoga.....

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