Santa Fauji whatsapp joke

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Petrol pump se 21 Km door 1 Fauji k truck ka petrol khatam ho gaya.

2nd seat par Major baitha tha.
Santa  driver ne Major ko bataya
k Sir Petrol pump tak dhakka lagana padega.

Sub neeche utre aur dhakka lagana shuru kia. Kaafi der baad petrol pump par pahunch gaye.
Kucch jawan thak
k behosh ho gaye.

Santa ne petrol dalwana shuru kia
to Major ne kaha
k peechhe jo drum hai usmein bhi dalwa lo.

Santa : Sir,
Wo to full hai....
Emergency k liye rakha hua hai.