Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Whatsapp Jokes page 2

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Manager: Okay team, today we are going to play a game.

When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court.
And when I say a color, you run to the left side of the court.
One who is wrong will not get the increment...
got it?

Team members: Yes, Got it.

Manager: Okay...Ready, Set...

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ORANGE!

Team members: 

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Santa's e-banking password was:

"ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal"

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie....

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai....
😅😅'

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Photographer studio me 8 saal ke bacchey se
bolta hai :
Meri taraf dekho beta, Is camera se Kabutar
niklega.
Baccha:
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar.
Focus adjust kar
Portrait Mode use karna Macro ke saath,
ISO 200 ke andar rakhna,
High Resolution me pic aani chahiye.
Facebook pe upload karni hai. Warna paise
nahi milenge.
SAALA...
"Kabutar Nikaalega.."
Tere baap ne dala tha isme kabutar!!

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Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day
for all his bad Deeds. He felt that he should go
and apologize to Ram for all the problems he had
caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked
on the door, Ram opened the door and was
surprised to find Ravan standing there.
Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't
say a word. What was he thinking?
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Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"



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