Friday, 25 April 2014

Some best Irony whatsApp




------------ Best WhatsApp Jokes----------

  
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE / TEMPLE.


2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN / GEETA



 3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.



4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.



5. ENEMIES has 7 letters, so does FRIENDS.



6. LYING has 5 letters, so does TRUTH.



7. HURT has 4 letters, so does HEAL.



8. NEGATIVE has 8 letters, so does POSITIVE.



 9. FAILURE has 7 letters, so does SUCCESS.



10. BELOW has 5 letters, but so does ABOVE.



11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.


12. ANGER has 5 letters,so does HAPPY.


13. RIGHT has 5 letters,so does WRONG.


 14. RICH has 4 letters,so does POOR.


15. FAIL has 4 letters,so does PASS .


16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 letters,so does IGNORANCE .


Are they all by Coincidence ?                                     LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword. WE should always Choose right & Better side of Life!!!  .


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Unse puchha gaya,


Aapne apne Husband

ko
 ‘I Love You’
last kab bola hai?

Kisi ne kaha aaj,

kisi ne kaha 2 din pehle
Aur
Kisi ne kaha 10 din pehle.

Fir unse kaha gaya k sab  Patniya apne pati ko Mobile se

‘I Love You’  Message karo abhi,
Jiska sabse accha reply aayega usay
Surprise Gift
Milega…

Sab wives ne ‘I Love You’ msg kar diya aur

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Kuchh der baad Husbands k Reply kuchh iss tarah aaye…

1) Darling, tumhari tabiyat to theek hai na?


2) Ghar kharcha khatam ho gaya hai kya ???


3) Kahin tum Maiyke to nahin chali gayi ???


4) Aaj ghar pe khana nahin bana hai kya ???


5) Kya Matlab ???


6) Tum Sapne mein ho ya main sapna dekh raha hoon?


7) Kity party mein kisi ki Jewellery pasand aa gayi hai kya???


8) Office mein itna tension hai aur tujhe Romance sujh raha hai ???


9) Kitni baar mana kiya Serial mat dekha kar..!!


10) Aaj fir gaadi thok-ke aayi kya????


Finally jisko  Surprise Gift

Mila uska khatarnak reply ye tha....
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11) Kaun ???