Sunday, 24 August 2014

Indian definition of love whatsaap joke


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 English   paper for 12th class



Question :-What is love and explain in details ?   ( 20 marks)

Answer:

🔸USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.

(marks :  5  out  of  20 )

🔸UK's Student......
 Answer : Love is pain.

 ( marks : 5 out  of  20 )

🔸UAE's Student......
 Answer : Love  Khuda   hai.

 ( marks : 5 out  of  20 )





Indian Student........
Answer :
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- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......

(marks  20  out  of  20 )

 Excellent !!



NOTE :-
Don't ask Indian students ,
They can stretch any thing for 20  marks ! 

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