Showing posts with label Life SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Life SMS. Show all posts

Monday, 27 January 2014

whatsapp best puzzels and jokes






























WhatsApp Status messages

whatsapp best puzzels and jokes


WhatSapp Jokes page 1


whatsapp group of Dhoni


Whatsapp Jokes page 2


Whatsapp Psychological Test


whatsapp Ka Kida- whatsqpp worm



Whatsapp Jokes page3

Some More  jokes:-
Best Alok Nath jokes    Best C.I.D. returns Jokes    Rajinikanth 99 KILLING JOKES Best Kejriwal jokes  Jethalal JOKES     Husband wife awesome jokes  Winners at 59th Idea Filmfare Awards 2013      Girl Friend boy Friend Awesome jokes    Hi-tech salespeople DictionarY   Student Teacher ever best jokes   FriendShip SMS and Quotes
Hansa Praful jokes     Puzzle Messages     Life SMS    WhatsApp Status messages  Sweat Msg on MAA    Seminar of wifes   jokes on Husbands
What's Marriage?(jokes)   Smart kids jokes(god is missing)
Amazing mathematics of life    TV Anchor joke    Best suspense jokes jokes-on-husbands

Nirmal Baba funny best jokes.




Software engg:- baba mujhe hamesa null pointer aata hai
Nirmal Baba: facebook kab se nahi kholi
Software engg:- BABa time nahi milta bahut busy rahta hu
Nirmal Baba: jao profile pic change karo aur kuch is blog ko like karo  kripa hone lagegi Asirwaad.



Modi ji:- baba ye mujh pe se case kab khatam hoge
Nirmal Baba: kabhi jeans t shirt pahni hai
modi ji: nahi baba
Nirmal Baba: jao jeans t shirt pahno kripa hone lagegi


Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun??? 
Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko??? 
Preity Zinta: han baba 
Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena 
shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi 

Kejriwaal-> Baba mere dharne mai ab dam nahi raha
Nirmal Baba: accha tum tpoi kis color ki pahnte ho
Kejriwaal-> baba white
Nirmal Baba: aur dharne mai kya khate ho 
Kejriwaal-> baba mai apple leta hu
Nirmal Baba: jao yellow topi pahno aur mango(AAM) khao kripa hone lagegi


Superman: baba ji badi dikkatme hu udne me puri energy khatam ho jati h 
Nirmal Baba: chaddi kab se ni badli. 
Superman: ek hafte pehle badli thi. 
Nirmal Baba: din me ya raat me 
Superman: raat me 
Nirmal Baba: roj dophar me badlo kripa hogii 




Bhakt : Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi..!! 
Nirmal Baba : Last Time Ladki Kab Aur Kaha Dekhi..? 
Bhakt : Baba Ji, Aaj Subah Mohalle Mein Dekhi..!! 
Nirmal Baba : Bas Yahi SeKripa Ruki Huyi Hai, Aisa Hai Ki, Kal Se 
Maholle Ke Bahar Bhi Mu Maaro..!! 
Kripa Aani Shuru Ho Jayegi..!! 
Aashirwad 

Friday, 24 January 2014

FriendShip SMS and Quotes.


hemant

Once I had to walk on a bridge. It was very high and I got scared. 

saw a close friend on the other side, and called him for help, 

But he didn't come, Somehow I managed and crossed the bridge.
There...I saw him holding the end of the broken bridge..!

Sometimes we think why Friends are keeping quiet, 
He/She may not help you to cross the bridge... But he or she might be holding the broken
bridge for you ..!!

That's a Friend........pass it to all those friends who have been your
silent support



Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Albert Camus 

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you 

want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo  breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey 

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means 

the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand.
Henri Nouwen 

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

Jim Morrison 

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Elbert Hubbard 

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

Plutarch 



There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.

Chanakya

Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts.

Margaret Lee Runbeck 

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Ethel Barrymore 


Yesterday i named my Wifi ” hack if you can ”

.
.
.
Today when i woke up it was changed to
“challenge accepted”

Me: Dad can I have 50Rs?

Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for?
 20Rs is more than enough!
 Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half…

I love photography because it’s the only hobby where i 

can shoot people and cut their heads off, without going to jail…

Hansa Praful jokes




Here are the some meaning of English words according to Prafull

PERMIT

Hansa: Praful… Permit Matlab??

Praful: Permit Hansaaaa

Wo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,

Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha…?

Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..

Parmeet…

Acchha Parmeet… Permit!



CONFUSE

Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab?
Praful: Confuse Hansaaaa
Jab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?
Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki
“Lo Fuse Ud Gaya
Ab Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?
Kaun Fuse.
Acchha Confuse…Achhaa Acchha Confuse

ALPHABET

Hansa: praful alphabet matlab

Praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?

Hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet

ASSET

Hansa : prafulll “asset” matlab ???

Praful : asset hansaaa ….

Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai …. Taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai …



“aee seth… Thoda paisa do naa” … “eee sethh … ” … Asset ..

DEPEND

Hansa : yeh depend kya hota hai prafful??

Prafful : depend hansa… Wo swimming pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra… Deep-end.. Depend

DOCTORATE

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??

Prafful: Doctorate Hansa

Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??

Hansa: Achha Who

Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr

Majama Nai… Khana Kha K Jana Ho…

Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??

Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi… But Dr Already Ate… Dr Ate… Doctorate

TOURNAMENT

Hansa:- ae he he praful, tournament matlab

Praful:- tournament hansa!!! Ye jo tumne jhumke pehne hain, gehne pehne hain inko english me kya kehte hain, bolo bolo!!

Hansa:- aaa han han tournament, (hansa khush)

Melisa:-(chidh kar)are use tournament nahi ornament kehte hain

Hansa:- are kuchh bhi mat bolll

Ek jhhumka — ornament

Do jhhumke — two ornament# #tournament

Ae praful!! Ye melisa ko bhi babuji ki tarah kuchh bhi nahi ataa

TECHNOLOGY

Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?

Praful: Technology Hansa

Suno, Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,

Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi…?

Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi Thi

Aur

Keh Rahi Thi…

Khaiye Nah..

Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi,

Lo Ji Khaiye…Take No, Lo Ji,

Take No, Lo Ji…Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..
.

.

ELASTIC

Hansa: praful elastic matlab??

Praful: elastic hansa..

Apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …

Usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??

Hansa : ila to…

Ila-stick leke …

Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

CULTURE

Hansa:Praful Culture Matlab??
Praful:Hansa..Culture . . .
Wo Aapna Mali Hai Na . . .
Hansa:Haa Jee..
Praful:To Jab To Thak Jata Hai To Uski Maa Us Se Kya Kehti The…??
Hansa:Wo Kehti The Beta Tu Thak Gaya Hai Na To Tu Kal Chad…??
Samjhi Kal _Chad . .

FORMALITY

Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?
Praful: Formality, Hansa!!
Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,
Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!


DECIDE

Hansa : praful “decide” matlab ?

Praful : “decide” hansa … Vo casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na … “a side” — “b side” … Toa “c-side” … “d- side” —> “decide”

AUTOMATICALLY

Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?
Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.
Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai
” AUTO ME TAKLI”.

APRIL FOOL

Hansa: April Fool Kya Hota Hai?

Prafful: Babuji Mujhe Kaise Bulate Hai …

Hansa : A PRAFUL

A PRAFUL

A PRAFUL

A PRAFUL

Achcha Wo APRIL FOOL.

INCREASE

Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?
Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!
Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?
Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,
Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!
In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .
Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .

MATURE

Hansa : mature matlab ????

Praful: jab apna mahesh…chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. Tab usne kya kaha tha ?????

Hansa: usne kaha tha.. Mujhe chodd do.. “main chor nahi hoon”

Main chor …main chor….mature…acha acha….

Wednesday, 22 January 2014

Life SMS




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Zindagi Main Kuch Khona Pade To Yeh Do Lines Yaad
Rakhna.....!!!!!
"Jo Khoya Hai Us Ka Ghum Nahi!
"Lekin Jo Paaya Hai Wo Kisi Sey Kam Nahi!
Jo Nahi Hai Wo Ek Khawab Hai
Aur
Jo Hai Wo Lajwab Hai........

Ek hi Zamaane k 2 mash-hoor Shaayro ka apna apna Andaaz dekhiye dosto....
Pehle Mirzaa Gaalib:
"Udne de in Parindo ko Azaad fiza main 'Galib'......Jo tere Apne
hongeh wo laut aayenge kisi Roz...!!!"
Shaayar Iqbal reply to Galib~~~
"Na Rakh Umeed-E-Wafa kisi Parinde se 'Iqbal'....
Jab par nikal aatey hain..., to Apne bhi Aashyana bhool jate hai....!!!"


A GOLDEN QUOTE BY RATAN TATA-
I dont believe in taking right decisions..
I take decisions & then make them right.
So always believe in ur ability & efforts..







Never try or beg for support from others..
Stand alone & face d life as a race..
Then everyone will follow u..

Cute, Life quotes, Saying-
Not all fingers r same in length..
But wen they r bend, all stands equal..
Life becomes easy wen we bend & adjust to situation

No one has ever won a game of chess by moving forward alone..
Sometimes u have to move backward to get a better step forward..

Smile increases value of face,
Anger spoils beauty of soul,
Faith is force of life,
Confidence is companion of success,
So keep smiling.

Time is like river..
You can’t touch the same water twice,because the flow that has passed will never pass again..
Enjoy every moment of life..

The best cosmetics in life:
TRUTH: for lips
SYMPATHY: for eyes
PRAYER: Voice
CHARITY: for hands
SMILE: for face &
LOVE: for heart

Somewhere I Heard..
Life is Beautiful..
But Very Soon I Released..
Lots of
Conditions Apply..!!



Someone asked A PHILOSOPHER that..
Who you want to be with for your entire life?
He simply said:
Someone who can understand that I am not perfect.

Life is so confusing..
What we want we dont get..
What we get we r not satisfied..
What we expect never happens and
What we hate generally repeats.
Thats life.

If u wait for happy moments,
u will wait forever.
But if u start believing that u r happy,
u will b happy forever.

Thats life.