Never underestimate gujrati best joke

Einstein & a Gujarati sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Gujarati doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...

Now...
It's the gujaratis turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives gujarati $500...

Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Gujarati reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...

Einstein fainted.....


Moral:
You may be Einstein...
But where money is concerned don't take panga with A Gujarati
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Laloo prasad in Microsoft USA jokes

Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA.
Few days later he got  this reply
 

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained or welcomed.

Thanks.
Bill Gates.

Laloo Prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno,
aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."

Everyone was delighted.
He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaungaa...
Par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad:
Pyare Laloo prasad -bhaiya

You do not meet: 
aap to milte hi nahin ho 

our requirement:
humko to zarurat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence: 
ab letter vetter bhejne ka kouno zarurat nahin 
No phone call:
phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai  -

shall b entertain or welcome:
bahut khaatir ki jayegi . Acche se aiiye.

Thanks:
aapka bahut dhanyavad

Bill Gates:
Tohar Bilva... 

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अरविन्द केजरीवाल the clever boy jokes

एक बालक जिद पर अड़ गया...
बोला की छिपकली खाऊंगा.
घरवालों ने बहुत समझाया पर नहीं माना !!

हार कर उसके गुरु जी को बुलाया गया।
वे जिद तुड़वाने में महारथी थे..
गुरु के आदेश पर एक छिपकली पकड़वाई गई.
उसे प्लेट में परोस बालक के सामने रख गुरु बोले,
ले खा...
बालक मचल गया..
बोला,
तली हुई खाऊंगा..
गुरु ने छिपकली तलवाई और दहाड़े,
ले अब चुपचाप खा.
बालक फिर गुलाटी मार गया
और बोला,



आधी खाऊंगा..
छिपकली के दो टुकड़े किये गये.. बालक गुरु से बोला,
पहले आप खाओ.
गुरु ने आंख नाक भींच कर किसी तरह आधी छिपकली निगली...
गुरु के छिपकली निगलते ही बालक दहाड़ मार कर रोने लगा की आप तो वो टुकड़ा खा गये जो मैंने खाना था.. गुरु ने धोती सम्भाली और वहां से भाग निकले की अब जरा भी यहां रुका तो ये दुष्ट दूसरा टुकड़ा भी खिला कर मानेगा...

करना-धरना कुछ नहीं,
नौटंकी दुनिया भर की...

बालक का नाम--अरविन्द केजरीवाल

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BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE FORM:

BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE FORM:
 📋

DRAIVING LAICENSE
APPLIKASON PHARM:

Note: Please do nat soot the person at the applikason kounter. He bill gib you license..


For phurthar instruction,
see botom pharm.



(Please check karrect opson.)

1. Last Name:
◻ Sinha
◻ Pandey
◻ Misra
◻ Yadav
◻ Dont knowing

2. Phirst Name:
◻ Ramprasad
◻ Lallan
◻ Sivprasad
◻ Jamnaprasad
◻ Dont knowing

3. Age:
◻ Less than phipty
◻ Greater than phipty
◻ Dont knowing

4. Sex:
◻ M
◻ F
◻ Nat Sure
◻ Nat Applicabul

5. Chappal Size:
Lepht: ◻     Right: ◻

6. Occupasun:
◻ Palitisan
◻ Dhoodhwaala
◻ Pehelwan
◻ Hause Waife
◻ Nat know
◻ Unemployed

7. Number af children
in Hause:
◻ 5
◻ 10
◻ more than 10

8. Number of childrens that is yours: ◻

9. Maadar Name:

10. Phather Name (If not know, leave blank)

11. Ejjucashun : 1 2 3 4 (Circle () on highest grade)

12. Dental rekard: 😬
(_) Ellow
(_) Berownish-ellow
(_) Berown
(_) Belack
(_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson : ____________________________ (** If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression .)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE. WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS.

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Conversation between nadella and Indian relative

Nadella: I'm the CEO of microsoft

Relatives: you didn't get into infy? 

Nadella: don't you know Microsoft? We make windows!

Relatives: you studied so much to end up being a carpenter? 

Nadella: not real windows! We make and sell the windows software.

Relatives: people buy windows software? We thought it's open source
and available on all torrent websites.

Nadella: that's piracy! 

Relatives: no, it's 'windows'. What kind of a CEO are you? 😐

Nadella: I'm the CEO of Microsoft. Not just windows.

Relatives: oh ok. Bring us ipods and iPhones when you come here. 



Nadella: ah forget it. 

Nadella's Neighbour Aunty: "Aur Beta, kya kar rahe ho aajkal?"

Kuch nahi Aunty, bas kuch din pehle he Microsoft ka CEO bana.
"Acha hai, hamara golu toh TCS mein Team lead ban gaya.. Tumne nahi
apply kiya tha TCS mein?"

SAGAAI K BAAD AUR SHAADI K BAAD-jokes

(SAGAAI K BAAD)

Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to me kabse intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha, karta hu aur karta rahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau.
G: Kya mujhe pyar karoge?
B: Yes, why not..
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh darling!

(AUR SHAADI K BAAD)
ab msg NICHE SE UPAR PADHO

🙊🙊

Ek garib ladke ko chirag mila.

Usne Uthaya aur Ragad Diya.

Zordar Dhamaka Hua.

Khud Mar Gaya, Aas Pas ke 40 bhi gaye.

"Alladin ka Zamana gaya salo.

Lawaris chezo se door raho "kuch cheezein aladdin ki nahi Mujahideen
ki hoti hain

Sanskrit teacher askd :
what is the meaning of
'tamso maa jyotirgamaya.'

Santa said :
'tu so ja maa,
main jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon' 

Dear
Bill Gates,

It doesn't matter whether you make an Indian, Satya Nadella, the CEO
of Microsoft, we are still going to use pirated.Windows only.
Thank you,

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