Showing posts with label honest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label honest. Show all posts

Wednesday, 22 January 2014

Life SMS




hhh
Zindagi Main Kuch Khona Pade To Yeh Do Lines Yaad
Rakhna.....!!!!!
"Jo Khoya Hai Us Ka Ghum Nahi!
"Lekin Jo Paaya Hai Wo Kisi Sey Kam Nahi!
Jo Nahi Hai Wo Ek Khawab Hai
Aur
Jo Hai Wo Lajwab Hai........

Ek hi Zamaane k 2 mash-hoor Shaayro ka apna apna Andaaz dekhiye dosto....
Pehle Mirzaa Gaalib:
"Udne de in Parindo ko Azaad fiza main 'Galib'......Jo tere Apne
hongeh wo laut aayenge kisi Roz...!!!"
Shaayar Iqbal reply to Galib~~~
"Na Rakh Umeed-E-Wafa kisi Parinde se 'Iqbal'....
Jab par nikal aatey hain..., to Apne bhi Aashyana bhool jate hai....!!!"


A GOLDEN QUOTE BY RATAN TATA-
I dont believe in taking right decisions..
I take decisions & then make them right.
So always believe in ur ability & efforts..







Never try or beg for support from others..
Stand alone & face d life as a race..
Then everyone will follow u..

Cute, Life quotes, Saying-
Not all fingers r same in length..
But wen they r bend, all stands equal..
Life becomes easy wen we bend & adjust to situation

No one has ever won a game of chess by moving forward alone..
Sometimes u have to move backward to get a better step forward..

Smile increases value of face,
Anger spoils beauty of soul,
Faith is force of life,
Confidence is companion of success,
So keep smiling.

Time is like river..
You can’t touch the same water twice,because the flow that has passed will never pass again..
Enjoy every moment of life..

The best cosmetics in life:
TRUTH: for lips
SYMPATHY: for eyes
PRAYER: Voice
CHARITY: for hands
SMILE: for face &
LOVE: for heart

Somewhere I Heard..
Life is Beautiful..
But Very Soon I Released..
Lots of
Conditions Apply..!!



Someone asked A PHILOSOPHER that..
Who you want to be with for your entire life?
He simply said:
Someone who can understand that I am not perfect.

Life is so confusing..
What we want we dont get..
What we get we r not satisfied..
What we expect never happens and
What we hate generally repeats.
Thats life.

If u wait for happy moments,
u will wait forever.
But if u start believing that u r happy,
u will b happy forever.

Thats life.


Monday, 20 January 2014

WhatsApp Status messages



hemant
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".


When wrong people leaves your life, right things start happening...

Success is wen signature turns into autograph

 Whatsapp status is loading.............. 

Keep friends close.. and your enemies closer. 




A fake smile can hide a million of tears

Be yourself because everyone else is already taken

Dont think to win games always try to participate 

Trust takes years to build and seconds to shatter.

 Nobody is perfect untill you fall in love with them. 

The main reason for divorce is marriage 

Life is too short to spend it with people who don't make you happy 

RESPECT AND TRUST. The two easiest things in life for someone to lose and the hardest things to get back. 

Never apologize for being you. Life is short, why waste in updating Status..


scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status


Don't judge someone's life until you've felt their pain


I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.


Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.


Roses are red, violets are blue. Pull me closer and whisper, 'I love you,'


i dont care if you talk about me behind my back because 
good or bad, my name is still in your mouth


My attitude is based on how you treat me.


The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition and there are no other copies!


Hey there whatsapp is using me






You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..


Missing someone hurts, but whats hurts even more, is 
knowing that your the reason that they're 
gone.


My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day


I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart


Let your smile change your life but don't let your life change your smile


RESPECT AND TRUST. The two easiest things in life for someone to lose and the hardest things to get 
back.


Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you


I may not be the Best. But I'm Not like the Rest


More important than what life throws you, is your ability to catch the good stuff and avoid the bad.


Life isn't complicated, people are.


The only people who never fail are those who never try



You will learn that the best experience are made by mistake


Be careful who you open up to.only a few people actually care.the rest are just curious.


Past is experience, Present is experiment, and Future is expectation


Don't regret your past. It's what made you who you are today.


Working for a better tomorrow doesn't mean putting off what's important today.



WhatsApp Status messages

whatsapp best puzzels and jokes


WhatSapp Jokes page 1


whatsapp group of Dhoni


Whatsapp Jokes page 2


Whatsapp Psychological Test


whatsapp Ka Kida- whatsqpp worm



Whatsapp Jokes page3

Now have some jokes:-
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Hansa Praful jokes     Puzzle Messages     Life SMS    WhatsApp Status messages  Sweat Msg on MAA    Seminar of wifes   jokes on Husbands
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Amazing mathematics of life    TV Anchor joke    Best suspense jokes jokes-on-husbands
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Sunday, 19 January 2014

Seminar of wifes



Shaadi-shuda Aurto ka seminar chal raha tha.
Unse puchha gaya,
Aapne apne Husband
 ko
‘I Love You’
last kab bola hai?

 Kisi ne kaha aaj,
 kisi ne kaha 2 din pehle
 Aur
 Kisi ne kaha 10 din pehle.

 Fir unse kaha gaya k sab Patniya apne pati ko Mobile se
‘I Love You’ Message karo abhi,
 Jiska sabse accha reply aayega usay
 Surprise Gift
 Milega…

Sab wives ne ‘I Love You’ msg kar diya aur
 .
 Kuchh der baad Husbands k Reply kuchh iss tarah aaye…

1) Darling, tumhari tabiyat to theek hai na?

 2) Ghar kharcha khatam ho gaya hai kya ???

 3) Kahin tum Maiyke to nahin chali gayi ???

 4) Aaj ghar pe khana nahin bana hai kya ???

 5) Kya Matlab ???


 6) Tum Sapne mein ho ya main sapna dekh raha hoon?

 7) Kity party mein kisi ki Jewellery pasand aa gayi hai kya???

 8) Office mein itna tension hai aur tujhe Romance sujh raha hai ???

 9) Kitni baar mana kiya Serial mat dekha kar..!!

 10) Aaj fir gaadi thok-ke aayi kya????

 Finally jisko Surprise Gift
 Mila uska khatarnak reply ye tha....
 .
 . . .
 11) Kaun ???





At Niagara falls..!!
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls..
These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the
waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be
heard. Now I request the indian ladies to keep quiet so that we can
hear the Niagara Falls...!!
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Best Kejriwal jokes



Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him " do I look fat"

Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm

Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in Colgate


Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads

Kejriwal is so honest that , he always removes USB safely

Kejriwal is so honest that , when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist

Kejriwal is so honest that , he got his wife's brother arrested for
stealing his shoes during  his marriage ceremony

Kejriwal is so honest that , he cooks Maggie only for 2 minutes

Kejriwal is so honest that , he actually " rolls on the floor
laughing" when he texts ROFL

Kejriwal is so honest that he never demands extra kori pakodi from panipuriwala 

Kejriwal is so honest that he never install antivirus security in its pc 


Kejriwal jab peda hua to doc ne bola k bdhai ho aam aadmi peda hua hai

Kejriwal is so honest that k e bhikhari ne apela ek rupiya no hisab b
audit karave che

He never wear underwear cz uske upar VIP likha hua tha

Kejriwal is so honest that now honest restaurant changed its name to
Kejriwal restaurant .