Nirmal Baba funny best jokes.

Software engg:- baba mujhe hamesa null pointer aata hai
Nirmal Baba: facebook kab se nahi kholi
Software engg:- BABa time nahi milta bahut busy rahta hu
Nirmal Baba: jao profile pic change karo aur kuch is blog ko like karo  kripa hone lagegi Asirwaad.

Modi ji:- baba ye mujh pe se case kab khatam hoge
Nirmal Baba: kabhi jeans t shirt pahni hai
modi ji: nahi baba
Nirmal Baba: jao jeans t shirt pahno kripa hone lagegi


Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun??? 
Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko??? 
Preity Zinta: han baba 
Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena 
shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi 

Kejriwaal-> Baba mere dharne mai ab dam nahi raha
Nirmal Baba: accha tum tpoi kis color ki pahnte ho
Kejriwaal-> baba white
Nirmal Baba: aur dharne mai kya khate ho 
Kejriwaal-> baba mai apple leta hu
Nirmal Baba: jao yellow topi pahno aur mango(AAM) khao kripa hone lagegi


Superman: baba ji badi dikkatme hu udne me puri energy khatam ho jati h 
Nirmal Baba: chaddi kab se ni badli. 
Superman: ek hafte pehle badli thi. 
Nirmal Baba: din me ya raat me 
Superman: raat me 
Nirmal Baba: roj dophar me badlo kripa hogii 




Bhakt : Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi..!! 
Nirmal Baba : Last Time Ladki Kab Aur Kaha Dekhi..? 
Bhakt : Baba Ji, Aaj Subah Mohalle Mein Dekhi..!! 
Nirmal Baba : Bas Yahi SeKripa Ruki Huyi Hai, Aisa Hai Ki, Kal Se 
Maholle Ke Bahar Bhi Mu Maaro..!! 
Kripa Aani Shuru Ho Jayegi..!! 
Aashirwad 

Some More  jokes:-
Best Alok Nath jokes    Best C.I.D. returns Jokes    Rajinikanth 99 KILLING JOKES Best Kejriwal jokes  Jethalal JOKES     Husband wife awesome jokes  Winners at 59th Idea Filmfare Awards 2013      Girl Friend boy Friend Awesome jokes    Hi-tech salespeople DictionarY   Student Teacher ever best jokes   FriendShip SMS and Quotes
Hansa Praful jokes     Puzzle Messages     Life SMS    WhatsApp Status messages  Sweat Msg on MAA    Seminar of wifes   jokes on Husbands
What's Marriage?(jokes)   Smart kids jokes(god is missing)
Amazing mathematics of life    TV Anchor joke    Best suspense jokes jokes-on-husbands

Puzzle Messages and jokes.

k
k

LOOK 30 SEC ON X MARK INT THE EYE OF SKULL AND THEN LOOK AT THE WALL OF SHEET OF PAPER

COMMENT IF YOU FINDS A SKULL AND ALSO CHECK BY INCREASING DISTANCE



This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.. Just Check It Out!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;
      man
1. ------------
     board


Ans. =man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

      stand
2. ------------
        i


Ans. = I understand

OK . .Got the drift ?Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/


Ans. = reading between the lines

      R
4. Road
      A
      D



Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle

Ans. = tricycle
Easy to figure out, ha!


          0
6._________
    M.D.Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !


      knee
7. ------------
      light




Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

    ground
8. ----- ----------
feet feet feet feet feet feet




Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!

9. he's / himself




Ans. = he's by himself

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg




Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ?!!?

11. death ..... life




Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK





Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- - -


13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb..

.

Long time no C

What is black when you buy it,

Red when you are using it,

And grey when you throw it away?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Answer is : Charcoal

?A? ki Biwi ?B?,

?B? ki Bhabhi ?C?,

?C? ki beti ?V?,

?V? ka dada ?G?

?G? ki biwi ?K?,

?K? ki beti ?T?,

To batao ?A? or ?T? ka kya rishta ha ???

Answer= Husband nd Wife

Birthday Problem

1 aadami apani har birthday pe ek rupiya jama karata hai jab wo 60vi birthday pe khzana todata hai to us mai 15rupaye hoty hain..Q??

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

His birthday comes on 29 Feb.

TV Anchor joke

TV Anchor Charwahe se:
Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko
Charwaha: Ghass

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi Ghass
Anchor: Inhain bandhte kidher ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko
Charwaha: Bahar ke kamre mein

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kale ko
Charwaha: Pani se

Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi pani se
Anchor Ghusse se:
Manhos admi jab dono ke saath ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse bar bar
puchta kyu hai Kala ya Safaid...

Charwaha: Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai
Anchor: Aur kala?
Charwaha: Woh bhi mera hai..!!

                                   Home