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Friday, 4 April 2014

Ab ki baar modi sarkaar


-------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---
Teri maa ko mera namaskaar apki baar modi sarkaar
-------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---
Do Aur do, hote hain chaar, abki baar, modi sarkar
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Karenge puncture
Kejru ki WagonR
Abki baar Modi Sarkar
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-------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---

Modi ne seekha alok nath se sanskar. Abhi baar modi sarkar

-------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---

Nahi nahi , abhi nahi, abhi karo intezaar. Abki baar modi sarkar

 -------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---

Cigarette mein hota hai tar, abki baar modi sarkaar

 -------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---

Twinkle twinkle little star.. abki baar modi sarkaar

-------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---

Rahul gandhi ne khai chocobaar abki baar modi sarkaar

 -------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---

Daaru pine se peth aata hai bahar, abki baar modi sarkaar

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Daru pine chalo baar, abki baar modi sarkaar

Paratho ke saath acha lagta hai aam ka aachar abki baar modi sarkaar

 -------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---

Nissan sunny.. its not a car.. its a caaaaaaar.. abki baar modi sarkaar

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Chutney ke bina dhokla hai bekaar, abki baar modi sarkar.

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I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, modi sarkar
Abcdefghijklmnopq r
Abki baar modi sarkar.
Cool drink peekar aati hai dakaar , abki baar
modi sarkar. 

 -------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---

 JAVA se bante hai JAR,
abki baar MODI sarkar...
Indai ki jeet, africa ki har....
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Abki var modi sarkar.....

 -------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---

Bahut hogi flirting...abb karenge sacha pyaarq ki abki baar modi sarkar

 -------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---

viraat ki marr...
africa ki harr..
kyuki
abki bar modi sarkar...

 -------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---

Congress hi lootegi kya harr baar?
Abki baar Modi Sarkaar

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Random words that end with 'AAR'
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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Chutney ke bina dhokla hai bekaar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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IRCTC ki booking ki lambi hai kataar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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Do you wanna know how I got these Scars
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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Is baar bhi oscar nahin mila yaar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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I don't know who you are
but I will find you and give you Modi sarkar
Tera pyar hookka bar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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Circumference of a circle is 2*pi*r
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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itna saara tar aap ko kar sakta hai bahut bimaar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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karenge puncture hum kejru ki wagonR
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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twinkle twinkle little star
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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I Tried so Hard and got so far
But in the end modi Sarkaar

 -------Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar---

Voldemort ne kiya Harry Potter ke mathe pe war
Abki baar Modi Sarkar

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jklmnopq r
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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Ek duni do, do duni chaar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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Aloknath sikhayega sabko sanskar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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Dekha hai pehli baar saajan ki aanko mai pyaar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

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Saturday, 25 January 2014

Girl Friend boy Friend Awesome jokes.


Girlfriend:You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot.
Boyfriend:Whatever Sweetheart,Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.

Mammy:Beti Kaha Gai Thi?
Beti:Mamma Mere Classmate Nitin Se Milne.
Mammy:Kis Liye?
Beti:Aap Bhi Na Mamma,main Kaise Leti Mujhe Saram Aati Hai.

First Friend:Why Are Girls Are So Much Beautiful And Pretty?
Second Friend:So We Can Fall In Love With Them.
First Friend:Then Why They Don't Have Intelligence?
Second Friend:It's Because They Can Fall In Love With Us.

A Girl To Her Friend: I Know Two Guys And I Like Both,Tell Me Who Will Be The Lucky Guy?
Friend:Whoever You Get Married,other Guy Will Be Lucky.

 Laila ne majnu ko ek ped  ke piche dekha aur boli
Laila:Tum Majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan..
Phir kuchch der baad usne usko jhadiyo  ke piche dekha aur boli
Tum majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan main majnu hoon..
Phir kuch der baad usne usko Diwar ke piche dekha aur kaha
Laila:Tum majnu ho na?
Majnu:Haan Haan  main Majnu hi hoon, tu mujhe susu karne degi ya nahi?


Boy - I Love u.
Gal : Are you mad.
I m Married. I have a Husband.....
I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex boy friend is still my neighbour....
My boss proposed me yesterday and i cant say NO to him.... & I have
one Serious Extra Marital Affair.....
Boy (after a longggggggg pause)- "Dekh na please, kidhar to adjust karle??




Two girlzz were playing chess
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 girl 1-
 Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.
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 girl 2:
 Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi
 bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
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 The joke doesn't end here either:O
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 Phir waha ek ladka aata hai.
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 Boy:
 Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.
 both girlzz:
 Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara doge.
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 Boy:
 Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.
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 both girl:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
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 Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
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 both girlzz:
 Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.:DD
 The joke still doesn't end.
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 Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se
 chala jata hai.
 girl 1:
 Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left
 hand se bhi hara diya usne.
 girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ):
 Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
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 girl1:
 Kaise?
 girl 2:
 Saala lefty hi hoga.....

After bus accident one man was crying: mere hath kat gya...
Girl: Abe chup baith, vo dekh uska gala kat gaya..fir bhi chup chap pada he...



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Sunday, 19 January 2014

Best Kejriwal jokes



Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him " do I look fat"

 Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm

 Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in Colgate


 Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads

 Kejriwal is so honest that , he always removes USB safely

 Kejriwal is so honest that , when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist

 Kejriwal is so honest that , he got his wife's brother arrested for
stealing his shoes during  his marriage ceremony

 Kejriwal is so honest that , he cooks Maggie only for 2 minutes

 Kejriwal is so honest that , he actually " rolls on the floor
laughing" when he texts ROFL

 Kejriwal is so honest that he never demands extra kori pakodi from panipuriwala 

 Kejriwal is so honest that he never install antivirus security in its pc 
Kejriwal jab peda hua to doc ne bola k bdhai ho aam aadmi peda hua hai

Kejriwal is so honest that k e bhikhari ne apela ek rupiya no hisab b
audit karave che

 He never wear underwear cz uske upar VIP likha hua tha

 Kejriwal is so honest that now honest restaurant changed its name to
Kejriwal restaurant . 
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