Girl Friend boy Friend Awesome jokes.

Girlfriend:You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot.
Boyfriend:Whatever Sweetheart,Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.

Mammy:Beti Kaha Gai Thi?
Beti:Mamma Mere Classmate Nitin Se Milne.
Mammy:Kis Liye?
Beti:Aap Bhi Na Mamma,main Kaise Leti Mujhe Saram Aati Hai.

First Friend:Why Are Girls Are So Much Beautiful And Pretty?
Second Friend:So We Can Fall In Love With Them.
First Friend:Then Why They Don't Have Intelligence?
Second Friend:It's Because They Can Fall In Love With Us.

A Girl To Her Friend: I Know Two Guys And I Like Both,Tell Me Who Will Be The Lucky Guy?
Friend:Whoever You Get Married,other Guy Will Be Lucky.

Laila ne majnu ko ek ped  ke piche dekha aur boli
Laila:Tum Majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan..
Phir kuchch der baad usne usko jhadiyo  ke piche dekha aur boli
Tum majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan main majnu hoon..
Phir kuch der baad usne usko Diwar ke piche dekha aur kaha
Laila:Tum majnu ho na?

Majnu:Haan Haan  main Majnu hi hoon, tu mujhe susu karne degi ya nahi?

Boy - I Love u.

Gal : Are you mad.

I m Married. I have a Husband.....

I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex boy friend is still my neighbour....

My boss proposed me yesterday and i cant say NO to him.... & I have

one Serious Extra Marital Affair.....

Boy (after a longggggggg pause)- "Dekh na please, kidhar to adjust karle??

Two girlzz were playing chess

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 girl 1-

 Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.

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 girl 2:

 Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi

 bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

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 The joke doesn't end here either:O

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 Phir waha ek ladka aata hai.

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 Boy:

 Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.

 both girlzz:

 Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara doge.

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 Boy:

 Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.

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 both girl:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge

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 Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

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 both girlzz:

 Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.:DD

 The joke still doesn't end.

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 Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se

 chala jata hai.

 girl 1:

 Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left

 hand se bhi hara diya usne.

 girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ):

 Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

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 girl1:

 Kaise?

 girl 2:

 Saala lefty hi hoga.....

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