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Nirmal Baba funny best jokes.

Software engg:- baba mujhe hamesa null pointer aata hai
Nirmal Baba: facebook kab se nahi kholi
Software engg:- BABa time nahi milta bahut busy rahta hu
Nirmal Baba: jao profile pic change karo aur kuch is blog ko like karo  kripa hone lagegi Asirwaad.

Modi ji:- baba ye mujh pe se case kab khatam hoge
Nirmal Baba: kabhi jeans t shirt pahni hai
modi ji: nahi baba
Nirmal Baba: jao jeans t shirt pahno kripa hone lagegi


Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun??? 
Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko??? 
Preity Zinta: han baba 
Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena 
shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi 

Kejriwaal-> Baba mere dharne mai ab dam nahi raha
Nirmal Baba: accha tum tpoi kis color ki pahnte ho
Kejriwaal-> baba white
Nirmal Baba: aur dharne mai kya khate ho 
Kejriwaal-> baba mai apple leta hu
Nirmal Baba: jao yellow topi pahno aur mango(AAM) khao kripa hone lagegi


Superman: baba ji badi dikkatme hu udne me puri energy khatam ho jati h 
Nirmal Baba: chaddi kab se ni badli. 
Superman: ek hafte pehle badli thi. 
Nirmal Baba: din me ya raat me 
Superman: raat me 
Nirmal Baba: roj dophar me badlo kripa hogii 




Bhakt : Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi..!! 
Nirmal Baba : Last Time Ladki Kab Aur Kaha Dekhi..? 
Bhakt : Baba Ji, Aaj Subah Mohalle Mein Dekhi..!! 
Nirmal Baba : Bas Yahi SeKripa Ruki Huyi Hai, Aisa Hai Ki, Kal Se 
Maholle Ke Bahar Bhi Mu Maaro..!! 
Kripa Aani Shuru Ho Jayegi..!! 
Aashirwad 

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Husband wife awesome jokes

Wife entered bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of
work. Walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly
and............ * PHATTTAKK* slapped his face... and said; "last seen
on whatsapp 1 minute ago" 😛


Why husbands avoid questions!

 WIFE:
 What would you do if i died?
 Would you get married again?
 Husband:
 No...
 Wife-
 Why not?
 Don't you like being married?
 Husband:
 Of course i do.
 Wife:
 Then why wouldn't you remarry?
 Husband:
 Ok, ok, i'd get married again...
 Wife:
 Would you live in our house with your
 new Wife...?
 Husband:
 Yes, it's a great house.
 Wife:
 Would you let her drive my car ?
 Husband:
 Yes, its almost new, dear .
 Wife:
 Would you give her my jewelry?
 Husband:
 No..
 I am sure she would want her own..
 Wife:
 Would she wear my shoes..?
 Husband:
 No, her size is '5'
 Wife:
 silence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Husband:
 'Shiiit'...!!!

A sindhis wife was expecting & the baby was due any day.
Sindhi was very confident it would be a boy & was looking 4wd
to the
delivery day.
As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city & had
to go
immediately.
B4 going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram
confirming the
birth of his son.
But in order to avoid giving a party to his office
colleagues,he asks
his father -in-law to write "the clock has arrived" & he will
understand that the son is born.
The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl.
Now Sindhi's father-in-law didn't know wot to do.If he
writes"the
clock has arrived" My son in law will think he has a son.
If he writes"the clock has not arrived",d son in law will get
worried
tht something serious has happened.
Being a very intelligent person,he finds a solution & sends the
telegram
Just read below, u will love it...
Son in law received the telegram,opened it eagerly & reads...
"The clock has arrived, but the pendulum' is missing"?..


BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai gaur farmaye
BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai
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Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai.:D

Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai .

Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,

Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. .

Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai..

fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao...:p

Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. .

Husbnd:"Kya hua.. ??

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Wife: Daal hi gir gai ..

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