FriendShip SMS and Quotes.

hemant

Once I had to walk on a bridge. It was very high and I got scared. 
I saw a close friend on the other side, and called him for help, 

But he didn't come, Somehow I managed and crossed the bridge.
There...I saw him holding the end of the broken bridge..!

Sometimes we think why Friends are keeping quiet, 
He/She may not help you to cross the bridge... But he or she might be holding the broken
bridge for you ..!!

That's a Friend........pass it to all those friends who have been your
silent support

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus 

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you 
want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo  breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey 

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means 
the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand.
Henri Nouwen 

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
Jim Morrison 

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Elbert Hubbard 

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
Plutarch 



There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.
Chanakya

Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts.
Margaret Lee Runbeck 

The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Ethel Barrymore 


Yesterday i named my Wifi ” hack if you can ”
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Today when i woke up it was changed to
“challenge accepted”

Me: Dad can I have 50Rs?
Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for?
 20Rs is more than enough!
 Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half…

I love photography because it’s the only hobby where i 
can shoot people and cut their heads off, without going to jail…

Rajinikanth 99 KILLING JOKES

hemant

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. 

2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. 

3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live. 

4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. 


5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero. 

6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover. 

7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish. 

8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 

9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 

10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door. 

11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 

12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it. 

13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. 

14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. 

15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain. 


16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. 

17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry. 

18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 

19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes. 

20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice. 

21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. 

22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day. 

23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost. 

24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano. 

25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. 

26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved. 

27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club. 

28. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. 

29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai. 

30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. 

31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. 

32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there. 

33. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth. 

34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret. 

35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it. 

36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai. 

37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird. 

38. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you. 

39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars. 

40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep. 

41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa. 

42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man. 

43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. 

44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac. 

45. Rajinikanth puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter. 

46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. 

47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth. 

48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille. 

49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks. 

50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks. 

51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name. 

52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did. 

53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet. 

54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. 

55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth. 



56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. 

57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance. 

58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost. 

59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. 

60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself. 

61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows. 

62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. 

63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. 

64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. 

65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds. 

66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult. 

67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. 

68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born. 

69. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday. 

70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out. 

71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin. 

72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want. 



73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth. 

74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean. 

75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet. 

76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon. 

77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call. 

78. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates. 

79. Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's. 

80. Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths. 

81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth. 

82. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist. 

83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way. 

84. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog. 

85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear. 

86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”. 

87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up. 

88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. 

89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth. 

90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction. 

91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world. 

92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on. 

93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth. 

94. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth. 

95. Rajinikanth's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors. 

96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. 

97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. 

98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 

99. Rajinikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Puzzle Messages and jokes.

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LOOK 30 SEC ON X MARK INT THE EYE OF SKULL AND THEN LOOK AT THE WALL OF SHEET OF PAPER

COMMENT IF YOU FINDS A SKULL AND ALSO CHECK BY INCREASING DISTANCE



This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.. Just Check It Out!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;
      man
1. ------------
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Ans. =man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

      stand
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Ans. = I understand

OK . .Got the drift ?Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/


Ans. = reading between the lines

      R
4. Road
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      D



Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle

Ans. = tricycle
Easy to figure out, ha!


          0
6._________
    M.D.Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !


      knee
7. ------------
      light




Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

    ground
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feet feet feet feet feet feet




Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!

9. he's / himself




Ans. = he's by himself

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg




Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ?!!?

11. death ..... life




Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK





Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- - -


13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb..

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Long time no C

What is black when you buy it,

Red when you are using it,

And grey when you throw it away?

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Answer is : Charcoal

?A? ki Biwi ?B?,

?B? ki Bhabhi ?C?,

?C? ki beti ?V?,

?V? ka dada ?G?

?G? ki biwi ?K?,

?K? ki beti ?T?,

To batao ?A? or ?T? ka kya rishta ha ???

Answer= Husband nd Wife

Birthday Problem

1 aadami apani har birthday pe ek rupiya jama karata hai jab wo 60vi birthday pe khzana todata hai to us mai 15rupaye hoty hain..Q??

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His birthday comes on 29 Feb.

WhatsApp Status messages

hemant
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

When wrong people leaves your life, right things start happening...

Success is wen signature turns into autograph

 Whatsapp status is loading.............. 

Keep friends close.. and your enemies closer. 

A fake smile can hide a million of tears

Be yourself because everyone else is already taken. 

Dont think to win games always try to participate 

Trust takes years to build and seconds to shatter.

 Nobody is perfect untill you fall in love with them. 

The main reason for divorce is marriage 

Life is too short to spend it with people who don't make you happy 

RESPECT AND TRUST. The two easiest things in life for someone to lose and the hardest things to get back. 

Never apologize for being you. Life is short, why waste in updating Status..

scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status

Don't judge someone's life until you've felt their pain

I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pull me closer and whisper, 'I love you,'

i dont care if you talk about me behind my back because 

good or bad, my name is still in your mouth

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition and there are no other copies!

Hey there whatsapp is using me

You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..

Missing someone hurts, but whats hurts even more, is 

knowing that your the reason that they're 

gone.

My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day

I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart

Let your smile change your life but don't let your life change your smile

RESPECT AND TRUST. The two easiest things in life for someone to lose and the hardest things to get 

back.

Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you

I may not be the Best. But I'm Not like the Rest

More important than what life throws you, is your ability to catch the good stuff and avoid the bad.

Life isn't complicated, people are.

The only people who never fail are those who never try

You will learn that the best experience are made by mistake

Be careful who you open up to.only a few people actually care.the rest are just curious.

Past is experience, Present is experiment, and Future is expectation

Don't regret your past. It's what made you who you are today.

Working for a better tomorrow doesn't mean putting off what's important today.

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Best Kejriwal jokes

Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him " do I look fat"

Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm

Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in Colgate

Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads

Kejriwal is so honest that , he always removes USB safely

Kejriwal is so honest that , when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist

Kejriwal is so honest that , he got his wife's brother arrested for
stealing his shoes during  his marriage ceremony

Kejriwal is so honest that , he cooks Maggie only for 2 minutes

Kejriwal is so honest that , he actually " rolls on the floor
laughing" when he texts ROFL

Kejriwal is so honest that he never demands extra kori pakodi from panipuriwala 

Kejriwal is so honest that he never install antivirus security in its pc 


Kejriwal jab peda hua to doc ne bola k bdhai ho aam aadmi peda hua hai

Kejriwal is so honest that k e bhikhari ne apela ek rupiya no hisab b
audit karave che

He never wear underwear cz uske upar VIP likha hua tha

Kejriwal is so honest that now honest restaurant changed its name to
Kejriwal restaurant . 

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