Einstein & a Gujarati sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Gujarati doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...
Now...
It's the gujaratis turn...
He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives gujarati $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Gujarati reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
Einstein fainted.....
Moral:
You may be Einstein...
But where money is concerned don't take panga with A Gujarati
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