Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA.
Few days later he got this reply
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained or welcomed.
Thanks.
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference-
"Bhaiyon aur Behno,
aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Everyone was delighted.
He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaungaa...
Par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad:
Pyare Laloo prasad -bhaiya
You do not meet:
aap to milte hi nahin ho
our requirement:
humko to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence:
ab letter vetter bhejne ka kouno zarurat nahin
No phone call:
phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai -
shall b entertain or welcome:
bahut khaatir ki jayegi . Acche se aiiye.
Thanks:
aapka bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates:
Tohar Bilva...
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