Whatsupp jokes page 4

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""Why all Females at GOKUL Dham Society of Taraak Mehta always
remain HAPPY ?

Because puri colony me ek bhi
"SAAS" nahi hey.
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Santa's e-banking password was:

"ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal"

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie....

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai....
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The most Heart Breaking moment in our childhood...
Ghar aaye MEHMAAN jab khushi se hame 100 Rs de,
Aur achanak piche se ek aawaaz aaye
"Na na.. Aatla badha na hoy."

Best answer ever
"Wife ask - why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side?


"Husband reply - According to profit and loss statement a/c all income is on right side and expenses are in left side".....

Happy March Ending..