Wife torture whatsaap jokes

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Wife torture :

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana....!
Husband : Yahan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Wife : Mujhe pata tha..! Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo...!

Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

Husband shocked..!  

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Abhishek bachchan to aradhya: I am ur mom's first love...
Aradhya: lekin google to Bol raha he ki pehle salman uncle tha, uske baad Vivek uncle...
Ash n Abhishek shocked
Aradhya: Idea Internet jab lagaving... India ko no ullo banaoing....no ullo banaoing...

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Santa USA mein tha.
1 building mein aag lag gayi.
Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logo
ko Niche fenko main Catch karunga.
Pehle 1 Ladka aaya phir ladki phir aadmi phir aurat.
Santa ne sab ko pakad liya.
Phir 1 negro aaya to Santa ne chhod diya aur bola:

Abey salo jo jal gye hai wo to mat fenko…!!