Sunday, 18 May 2014

Never underestimate Gujrati



1 angrez Delhi se train me ja
rha tha...
.
Uske saamne ek aur aadmi baitha
tha...
.
Angrez us se puchta hai yahan
India me konsi jagah ghumne
nahi jana chahiye..???
.
Aadmi : Punjab, Hariyana, aur GUJARAT
.
Angrez : Kyun ye teen
bharat me nahi hai kya..???
.
Aadmi : Nahi ye khud me
mahabharat hain
.
Angrez : oh quite dangerous
to
go to these places. . ! !
.
.
(Few Moments later)
.
Angrez : How I will come to
know kaun sa person is jagah
se hai..? ?
.
.
Aadmi : Baitha reh... abhi 9
ghante ke safar mein sabse wakif
kara dunga!!!
.
.
Thodi der baad ek Chaudhary ji
mooch wale aa ke baithe...
.
Aadmi to angrez : Dekh bhai ye
Hariyanawi hai
.
Angrez : Mai baat kaise karu
isse ?
.
Aadmi : bas tu apni moocho pe
taav de, chaudhary khud aa ke
baat karega tujhse...
.



.
Angrez ne waisa hi kiya,
moocho pe taav diya...
.
Chaudhary utha 2 kantaap maare
angrez ko aur bola : Bina kheti
ke hi hal chalawe hai tu bhutni
ke, aur wo bhi taau ke
saamne..!!.
.
.
Angrez chup !
.
Fir thodi der baad ek Sardar
ji
aye...
.
.
Aadmi bola : Dekh bhai ye
punjabi hai..
.
Angrez : Isse kaise baat
karun ?
.
Aadmi : Baat mat kar bs pooch
12 baj gaye kya..??
.
Angrez ne waisa hi kiya
.


Angrez : O sardar ji 12 baj
gaye kya ?
.
Sardar ji ne aav dekha na taav,
utha ke patak diya angrez ko . .
Aur bole, oye tennu mai
manmohan singh lag riya c jo
kuch bolunga nahi !!!
.
Pahle se laal angrez, aur laal
ho gaya
.
.
Angrez bola : Bhai Punjab aur
Hariyana to samajh aa gaye ab
ye
GUJARAT  ke aadmi se bhi milwa
do . . ! !
.
.
gaanda tane aatli var thi maar kon khavdave 6.
...!!!
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Gujrati rocks...
angrege socks...