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Whatsapp Psychological Test

whatsapp Ka Kida- whatsqpp worm


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Nirmal Baba funny best jokes.

Software engg:- baba mujhe hamesa null pointer aata hai
Nirmal Baba: facebook kab se nahi kholi
Software engg:- BABa time nahi milta bahut busy rahta hu
Nirmal Baba: jao profile pic change karo aur kuch is blog ko like karo  kripa hone lagegi Asirwaad.

Modi ji:- baba ye mujh pe se case kab khatam hoge
Nirmal Baba: kabhi jeans t shirt pahni hai
modi ji: nahi baba
Nirmal Baba: jao jeans t shirt pahno kripa hone lagegi


Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun??? 
Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko??? 
Preity Zinta: han baba 
Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena 
shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi 

Kejriwaal-> Baba mere dharne mai ab dam nahi raha
Nirmal Baba: accha tum tpoi kis color ki pahnte ho
Kejriwaal-> baba white
Nirmal Baba: aur dharne mai kya khate ho 
Kejriwaal-> baba mai apple leta hu
Nirmal Baba: jao yellow topi pahno aur mango(AAM) khao kripa hone lagegi


Superman: baba ji badi dikkatme hu udne me puri energy khatam ho jati h 
Nirmal Baba: chaddi kab se ni badli. 
Superman: ek hafte pehle badli thi. 
Nirmal Baba: din me ya raat me 
Superman: raat me 
Nirmal Baba: roj dophar me badlo kripa hogii 




Bhakt : Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi..!! 
Nirmal Baba : Last Time Ladki Kab Aur Kaha Dekhi..? 
Bhakt : Baba Ji, Aaj Subah Mohalle Mein Dekhi..!! 
Nirmal Baba : Bas Yahi SeKripa Ruki Huyi Hai, Aisa Hai Ki, Kal Se 
Maholle Ke Bahar Bhi Mu Maaro..!! 
Kripa Aani Shuru Ho Jayegi..!! 
Aashirwad 

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Jethalal babita jokes and Jethalal daya jokes at one place

AHMEDABAD Ki DHOOP se SKIN Meri Jali..
AHMEDABAD Ki DHOOP se SKIN Meri Jali..
JETHALAL Says,”?MEHTA SAHEB.."
Chura ke DIL Mera,
BABITA Chali..

JETHALAL-Agar Meri SHADI Meri MARJI se hoti..
Wah Wah….
Aagr Meri SHADI Meri MARJI se hoti..
To TAPUDA,Teri MUMMY DAYA nahi..
BABITA hoti..

Har SHAAM Suhani Nahi Hoti..
Har CHAHAT ke Pichhe KAHANI nahi Hoti..
Kuch To ASAR Zarur Hoga MAHOBBAT Me..
Warna Gori BABITA Kale AIYER ki DIWANI nahi hoti

EXAM ke TIME pe NIND Acchi Aati hain..Wah Wah..
EXAM ke TIME pe NIND Acchi Aati hain..?
JETHALAL ke ??DUKAN Jane ke
TIME par hi..
BABITA Niche kyun Aati hain.?

Jethalal= are daya raat ko mobile charging me mat rakho,blast ho jayaga
Daya= Tapu ke papa aap tension mat lijiye mene battery nikal di he

Jethalal: Daya humara Tapu bada hoke humara naam Roshan to kare ga na.
Daya: Tapu Ke Papa, Tapu humara naam zarur Roshan karega. Lekin Gogi ko uske mummy-papa ka naam Roshn karne ki koi zarurat nahi ha.
Jethalal: Aisa Kyu?
Daya: Kyuki unka naam to pahle se hi Roshan and Roshan ha na.

Jethalal : Har Shaam Suhani Nahi Hoti
Har Chahat K Pichhe Kahani Nhi Hoti
Kuch To Asar Zarur Hoga Mahobat Me Warna Gori BABITA Kale AIYER Ki Diwani Nahi hoti-:)



Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he
Wah wah
Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he
Jethalal k dukan jane k time pe hi
Babita niche kyu aati h .

Once Jethalal invested money in stock market . . . . Guess what Happen? . . . Hona kya tha loss hua….stock market ka.


What are your options when you get a call from Babitaji? . . . 
1. Answer
2. Answer

Jethalal’s calendar starts from here..
Wish you Happy 2013 from TMKOC Team.

“Once upon a time, Popatlal farted.
It is known as Bhopal gas tragedy.”

Tapu Gada ones kicked a stone and dat stone is now known as sri-lanka!

“One day Bapuji went to africa,
He saw a black man outside his house and asked,
a kon??? from that day the man is known as akon!!!!!!”

“The Daya Gada fact:
Daya Gada is the only one who knows those 2 persons
Who shake hand on Nokia Mobile Phone”

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Husband wife awesome jokes

Wife entered bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of
work. Walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly
and............ * PHATTTAKK* slapped his face... and said; "last seen
on whatsapp 1 minute ago" 😛


Why husbands avoid questions!

 WIFE:
 What would you do if i died?
 Would you get married again?
 Husband:
 No...
 Wife-
 Why not?
 Don't you like being married?
 Husband:
 Of course i do.
 Wife:
 Then why wouldn't you remarry?
 Husband:
 Ok, ok, i'd get married again...
 Wife:
 Would you live in our house with your
 new Wife...?
 Husband:
 Yes, it's a great house.
 Wife:
 Would you let her drive my car ?
 Husband:
 Yes, its almost new, dear .
 Wife:
 Would you give her my jewelry?
 Husband:
 No..
 I am sure she would want her own..
 Wife:
 Would she wear my shoes..?
 Husband:
 No, her size is '5'
 Wife:
 silence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Husband:
 'Shiiit'...!!!

A sindhis wife was expecting & the baby was due any day.
Sindhi was very confident it would be a boy & was looking 4wd
to the
delivery day.
As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city & had
to go
immediately.
B4 going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram
confirming the
birth of his son.
But in order to avoid giving a party to his office
colleagues,he asks
his father -in-law to write "the clock has arrived" & he will
understand that the son is born.
The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl.
Now Sindhi's father-in-law didn't know wot to do.If he
writes"the
clock has arrived" My son in law will think he has a son.
If he writes"the clock has not arrived",d son in law will get
worried
tht something serious has happened.
Being a very intelligent person,he finds a solution & sends the
telegram
Just read below, u will love it...
Son in law received the telegram,opened it eagerly & reads...
"The clock has arrived, but the pendulum' is missing"?..


BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai gaur farmaye
BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai
.
.
.
.
.
Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai.:D

Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai .

Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,

Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. .

Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai..

fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao...:p

Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. .

Husbnd:"Kya hua.. ??

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Wife: Daal hi gir gai ..

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Amazing mathematics of life    TV Anchor joke    Best suspense jokes jokes-on-husbands

Winners at 59th Idea Filmfare Awards 2013

Best Actor in Leading Role (Male) Farhan Akhtar ( Bhaag Milkha Bhaag )

Best Actor in Leading Role (Female) Deepika Padukone (Ram-leela)

Best Film Bhaag Milkha Bhaag

Best Director Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra (Bhaag Milkha Bhaag)

Best Debut Director Ritesh Batra (The Lunchbox)

Best Debut (Male) Dhanush (Raanjhanaa)

Best Debut (Female) Vaani Kapoor (Shuddh Desi Romance)

Critics Award for Best Film The Lunchbox

Critics Award for Best Actor (Male) Rajkummar Rao ( Shahid)

Critics Award for Best Actor (Female) Shilpa Shukla (BA Pass)

The Sony Trendsetter Award Chennai Express

The Lifetime Achievement Award Tanuja

Best Dialogue Award Subhash Kapoor (Jolly LLB)

Best Screenplay Award Chetan Bhagat, Abhishek Kapoor, Supratik Sen and Pubali

Chaudhari (Kai Po Che!)

Best Story Award Subhash Kapoor (Jolly LLB)

Best Actor in Supporting Role (Male) Nawazuddin Siddiqui (The Lunchbox)

Best Actor in Supporting Role (Female) Supriya Pathak Kapur (Goliyon

Ki Raasleela Ram-leela )

Best Lyrics Award Prasoon Joshi - Zinda (Bhaag Milkha Bhaag)

Best Music Award Jeet Ganguly, Mithoon & Ankit Tiwari (Aashiqui 2)

RD Burman Award for Upcoming New Music

Talent

Siddharth Mahadevan

Best Playback singer (Male) Arijit Singh - Tum hi ho (Aashiqui 2)

Best Playback Singer (Female) Award Monali Thakur - Sawaar loon (Lootera)

Best Choreographer Award Samir and Arsh Tanna - Lahu muh lag gaya

(Goliyon Ki Raasleel

Ram-leela)

Best Background Score Award Hitesh Sonik (Kai Po Che)

Best Action Award Thomas Struthers and Guru Bachchan (D Day)

Best Cinematography Award Kamaljit Negi (Madras Cafe)

Best Editing Award Aarif Sheikh ( D-Day )

Best Production Design Award Acropolis Design (Bhaag Milkha Bhaag)

Best Sound Design Award Bishwadeep Chatterjee and Nihar Ranjan Samar

(Madras Cafe)

Best Costume Award Dolly Ahluwalia (Bhaag Milkha Bhaag)

Best VFX Award Tata Elxis (Dhoom:3)

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What's Marriage?(jokes)   Smart kids jokes(god is missing)
Amazing mathematics of life    TV Anchor joke    Best suspense jokes jokes-on-husbands

Girl Friend boy Friend Awesome jokes.

Girlfriend:You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot.
Boyfriend:Whatever Sweetheart,Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.

Mammy:Beti Kaha Gai Thi?
Beti:Mamma Mere Classmate Nitin Se Milne.
Mammy:Kis Liye?
Beti:Aap Bhi Na Mamma,main Kaise Leti Mujhe Saram Aati Hai.

First Friend:Why Are Girls Are So Much Beautiful And Pretty?
Second Friend:So We Can Fall In Love With Them.
First Friend:Then Why They Don't Have Intelligence?
Second Friend:It's Because They Can Fall In Love With Us.

A Girl To Her Friend: I Know Two Guys And I Like Both,Tell Me Who Will Be The Lucky Guy?
Friend:Whoever You Get Married,other Guy Will Be Lucky.

Laila ne majnu ko ek ped  ke piche dekha aur boli
Laila:Tum Majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan..
Phir kuchch der baad usne usko jhadiyo  ke piche dekha aur boli
Tum majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan main majnu hoon..
Phir kuch der baad usne usko Diwar ke piche dekha aur kaha
Laila:Tum majnu ho na?

Majnu:Haan Haan  main Majnu hi hoon, tu mujhe susu karne degi ya nahi?

Boy - I Love u.

Gal : Are you mad.

I m Married. I have a Husband.....

I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex boy friend is still my neighbour....

My boss proposed me yesterday and i cant say NO to him.... & I have

one Serious Extra Marital Affair.....

Boy (after a longggggggg pause)- "Dekh na please, kidhar to adjust karle??

Two girlzz were playing chess

 (joke doesn't end here).

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 .

 .

 girl 1-

 Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.

 .

 girl 2:

 Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi

 bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

 .

 The joke doesn't end here either:O

 .

 .

 .

 Phir waha ek ladka aata hai.

 .

 Boy:

 Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.

 both girlzz:

 Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara doge.

 .

 .

 .

 Boy:

 Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.

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 both girl:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge

 .

 Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

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 .

 .

 both girlzz:

 Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.:DD

 The joke still doesn't end.

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 .

 Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se

 chala jata hai.

 girl 1:

 Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left

 hand se bhi hara diya usne.

 girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ):

 Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

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 girl1:

 Kaise?

 girl 2:

 Saala lefty hi hoga.....

After bus accident one man was crying: mere hath kat gya...

Girl: Abe chup baith, vo dekh uska gala kat gaya..fir bhi chup chap pada he...

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What's Marriage?(jokes)   Smart kids jokes(god is missing)
Amazing mathematics of life    TV Anchor joke    Best suspense jokes jokes-on-husbands